This is mostly here as just another page that I can play with. I don't really expect anyone to actually give me money, especially with crypto, but I guess you never know. Since I already have a Monero wallet, I'll put the address and QR code here and, if you really demand it, I'll add a few more popular coins (not Doge) and maybe even a PayPal link.
Donate With Monero
Alternatively, you can just put porkyofthepine.org in the Address field and click Resolve.